Tried And True Sayings (I'm not Entirely Sure of)

We are searching for something that has already found us.

-Jim Morrison

A boy will chase a girl untill she catches him

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw - banana peels

You always hurt the ones you love

The hunter gets captured by the prey

Birds of a feather - flock together.  That was the year we saw all the red Christmas trees

Squerels do squerely things.  So the tea bagger eventually looses his effectiveness when he spends too much time in hot water.

Nobody persues an investigation of anything that he isn't secretly in love with

If it were true that whatever you judge others for, you were guilty of yourself - - then the question would become "Does being innocent in any way insure you a happy and productive life in this world"?

People tell me "You have no focus" because I'm the kind of guy who wants to keep everything straight.

It's always the darkest before the dawn

When a rock is hurled at a pack of dogs from a speaker's podium, the dog that barks is the one whose been hit.

Never bee the reefer rolling man, when there's nothing left to roll.

Our certainty of the Cosmic Origen of rock groups is inverse to how famous that group ever was in terms of its record sales.

The Heisenberg uncertain principle is far less "etherial" than the story of how the Gospels were written.

"The fool says in his heart that there is no God".  So if a scoundral says to you 'I Believe In God" it only shows that he isn't a Fool.

Politicians,  like baby's diapers should be changed frequently - for the same reasons.

One investment company had to stop giving away silver bars when their tuna supply ran out.  Yeah, they passed off mercury extracted from the tuna as pure silver.

Circular logic and circle jerks - - are two people destined to go nowhere in life.

Busy hands - - gather no moss
-Granny Clampet

Conservatism is penny wise and pound foolish.

They say that car alarms that make a loud noise will only get the car thief mad, so instead of doing a nice, neat job of removing your sound system- - he'll rush the job and tear the whole place up.

Anyone who believe you can stimulate God into action by "Priming the pump" are expecting something from God that is not inherently a part of God's make-up

They say that the tea party will put itself out of business the day oil prices rise too high.  Then they will not be able to keep the printing press pumping out all that counterfeit rhetoric.

"Corporations are people, my friend" is a legal fiction.  Until the liberals pass a law against fictional rationalizations.

"Better wear a hat, Jethro, a brain like yours oughta be protected"
-Jed Clampet

Shermon didn't need the "Anti Trust Act" not to believe southerners when they said "We've learned our lesson"

"Give me all your money, or the Constitution gets it right between the eyes"

"You can't pull strings - - if your hands are tied"
-John Lennon

For a right winger the adage is "For want of a battle victory - several nails were missing from supplies"

Life happens "in the mean time" waiting for a professed Sage to make up his mind.

Having all the money in the world is useless, if your biggest problem is an acute shortage of remaining time.

Having all the time in the world is useless, if you have nothing to repent of but an overlord is expecting it.

When ISIS strikes, President Obama really gets teed off.  That's him on the fifteenth hole right now!

"Nip it in the bud!"  Too many Churches have a Morticia Adams view of pruning out unwanted Saints.

Worms make silk and bees make honey.
  Governor Christie has his head shoved up where it's not sunny.

When man calls himself among the primates- - that doesn't mean God created him first.

Past government corruption isn't "water under the bridge".  That was actually our higher conciousness you saw slipping away.

I would say to John Kovel, "Your teeth are clean, but your mind is capped"
-John Lennon

A true killer is able to sleep - just after he makes his greatest slaughter.
-George Sanders, paraphrased

When the curtain goes up - - is right before the tea party people on the debate platform start going on and on endlessly about how "transparent" each of them are.